Boston Red Sox Consider Relocation After Realizing They Can’t Compete With South Shore Budget Season’s Raw Emotional Violence
“We tried adding fireworks. Marshfield had a screaming match over line item 32C and a fistfight in the parking lot. You tell me what sells more season tickets.”
BOSTON, MA — In a devastating blow to Boston sports pride, the Red Sox are reportedly exploring relocation options after attendance and merchandise sales plummeted, with team executives quietly admit…
