“Stop Enabling Variable Rates, Babe”: Scituate, Marshfield, and Duxbury Stage Beverage-Fueled Girls’ Night Intervention Over Hanover’s Toxic Relationship Using Unbundled Energy

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South Shore, MA — Hanover didn’t show up to unpack her utility trauma. She came for fries and plausible deniability.

But somewhere between Duxbury’s second French 75 and Scituate’s third dirty martini…