Unhinged Dispatch from the Draft Dungeon: When the Rockland Board of Health Can’t Spell “Minutes” but Can Ban Your Vape

The only thing more hazardous than the public health code in Rockland? The Board’s war on spellcheck.

ROCKLAND, MA — In a thrilling new episode of “Who Gave Them Authority?”, the Rockland Board of Health has proven that if you can’t dazzle them with policy, you can at least confuse them with your com…